Thursday, March 8, 2007

American Voices & Loathsome Rodent Creatures

Walter and I were chatting on IM today (whilst we were slayin' the dragon), and he began copying and pasting the latest American Voices from The Onion. Those always make me laugh out loud. Check them out, won't you?

Also, I am tired of winter. I thought that stupid effin' rat, Paxatawney Phil, said we were getting an early Spring. Well, where is it? That overgrown nutria lied to us. I demand vengeance. Interestingly, as I write this, I see that I misspelled Punxsutawney. The spellchecker suggests "Mulligatawny." I agree: Kill the Bastard! Let's make him into delectable Indian soup!

Anyway, here...enjoy this:

Phlox

3 comments:

LBK said...

Is that your garden?

ALT - [f r a m e s] said...

Not anymore. That's from when we lived in College Park.

bon bon said...

Mulligatawny!! i laughed my ass off on that one!

boy, you are a blogging machine today, my friend!