Friday, May 30, 2008

Worst piece of newspaper writing ever printed right here.

WARNING: May cause a brain aneurysm.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Welcome to the Future!

11:27am at the 47-50 Street/Rockefeller Center Subway Station

Welcome to the future, folks! And it ain't pretty!

Think, monkeys and robots. Actually, monkeys controlling robots. And End Times involving monkeys clad in fab leather uniforms engineering robot wars against us poor, pathetic humans.

The Clock is ticking!

Homo Sapiens Cleansing or Bust!

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Inbred Much?

Source: BBC News.

So the Tudors are pretty well-inbred, according to a new lost portrait of Elizabeth I (see above, on the right). All that is missing are a couple of teeth, a banjo, and some hog squealin'.


Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Another example of the "invisible hand" of the free market spanking us on the ass

Cart and Driver and Street Dog, on a Quiet Day

This made me laugh out loud.

Moody's, the corporation that ranks the credit ratings of big-time Wall Street borrowers and investors (conflict of interest, anyone?), discovered a "bug" (read as, bad programming) in their computer models used to assess Triple-A Ratings. Moody's gave Triple-A Ratings to any securities product under the sun. Even after discovering the error in early 2007, it took them a whole year to remove Triple-A status to the products.

Another example of the "invisible hand" of the free market spanking us on the ass, perhaps?

Monday, May 19, 2008

Bill O'RlolY

Don't watch this with your boss or children around.

And the inevitable re-mix!