$370 Million Dollar Jackpot

This just in, the New York Times said that there are two winners in the $370 million MegaMillions lottery.

I'm not one of them.

If I were, this is what I would have done with the money:

* Bye bye debt (for me and family)!
* Hello Tahiti!
* Bye bye interest-only mortgage!
* Hello financial advisors!
* Bye bye 1993 Buick Century with one hubcap missing!
* Hello small business loan to become a wedding photographer using cheap plastic cameras and utilizing the LOMO aesthetic!

Not to mention the education and savings galore for me and my family.