Oh...my...god.

Worst piece of newspaper writing ever printed right here.

WARNING: May cause a brain aneurysm.

Welcome to the Future!

Welcome to the future, folks! And it ain't pretty!

Think, monkeys and robots. Actually, monkeys controlling robots. And End Times involving monkeys clad in fab leather uniforms engineering robot wars against us poor, pathetic humans.

The Clock is ticking!

Homo Sapiens Cleansing or Bust!

Inbred Much?

Source: BBC News.

So the Tudors are pretty well-inbred, according to a new lost portrait of Elizabeth I (see above, on the right). All that is missing are a couple of teeth, a banjo, and some hog squealin'.

Yee-haw!

Another example of the "invisible hand" of the free market spanking us on the ass

This made me laugh out loud.

Moody's, the corporation that ranks the credit ratings of big-time Wall Street borrowers and investors (conflict of interest, anyone?), discovered a "bug" (read as, bad programming) in their computer models used to assess Triple-A Ratings. Moody's gave Triple-A Ratings to any securities product under the sun. Even after discovering the error in early 2007, it took them a whole year to remove Triple-A status to the products.

Another example of the "invisible hand" of the free market spanking us on the ass, perhaps?

Bill O'RlolY

Don't watch this with your boss or children around.




And the inevitable re-mix!